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Saturday, January 16, 2010

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His fiance wrote:
In case anything happens to Tim
please let me know via email, please.
Thank you.

I wrote to Tim to say: OK. I will file this away in case you die.
If I die, don't tell anyone.
I want it to be a surprise.

Tell your fiance I have the information and
I've prepared a mailing label for a letter,
since an email notice of death is a bit too coarse.
Inside is a brief, but tasteful note from me that says:
"Tim is taking a dirt nap. Do not disturb."

January, 2010

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Who is Thomas Pitre

Retired educator and trainer, having worked in adult ed., private vocational ed, community colleges, colleges and university environments lecturing, developing and writing curricula and delivering on-line training in a variety of subjects.

Tom has a B.F.A., M.A. and Ph.D. His undergraduate work was in English, Education, Fine Art and Art History.

Graduate work included Painting, Photography and English, while Doctoral work emphasized business and vocational education. A list of my various publications: http://tpitre.nikola.com/pubs.html A list of my publications: http://tpitre.nikola.com/pubs.html
List of a variety of my publications:
http://tpitre.nikola.com/pubs.html

Tom lives quietly, with the memory of his dogs, electronics and graphics tablet in Washington, on the Olympic Peninsula.

Publisher and Editor: Thomas Pitre, Sequim, Washington

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Please DO NOT send any unsolicited work.

Thank you.
Thomas Pitre, Editor

TP, July, 2010

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