The building was vacant a long
time. Squatters had taken over,
including a dozen meth zombies, heroin addicts, and retired circus clowns. The clowns were insidious, to such an extent
that the addicts left…no longer able to handle the insanity, vulgar antics and
games of the clown posse. One of their
favorite parlor games was to play “shoot twixt wind and water.” It involved a game between the male and
female clowns. My shyness and the propriety of this forum prevents further
description. The clowns also enjoyed demonstrating how to “have one’s corn
ground”, a popular game of the 1800’s.
Second
Building a strong coalition of
writers was her current goal. She put
the word out using social media, and via her BLOG. Soon, a dozen writers joined
her stable of regular contributors. She
helped them find venues for publishing, and lined up open mic nights for poets
and writers to read their work. She had
some rules. Some of them necessary, some
frivolous. Writers had to submit all work in the Comic Sans font, avoid French
derived verbs, never write in the first or second person nor take any manner or
stand on religious, political, artistic, or second amendment matters.
Third
Her build put the Dymaxion
structures of Buckminster Fuller to shame…built like a modular, fire-clay,
outdoor lavatory, she could sing and she could dance, but all she had to do was
make herself available for dates, and her future was assured. She started
dating a fellow that was very powerful and rich. Cranston was tired, and forty years her
senior. Laurie let him kiss her if he
used Lavoris and wiped his mouth. No
tongue, no lingering. He could touch her
on top, but not below. The old gent was grateful, and showered her with gifts
and a generous pre-nup.
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