Noah's wife got him up early.
He was instructed to make a big boat.
He forgot the number of cubits.
He had misplaced half his tools.
His wife asked him
who was going to pay for the lumber
and who was going to sweep up
all the shit
if they floated around for a year
with a boat full of animals.
God called on Naamah, Noah's wife,
to save the plants.
She collected -
putting everything in the cabin.
Noah's sons and daughter in laws
didn't lift a finger on board.
Noah was sorry he volunteered.
It took Noah
120 years to finish.
His wife nagged him
the whole time.