His fiance wrote:
In case anything happens to Tim
please let me know via email, please.
I wrote to Tim to say: OK. I will file this away in case you die.
If I die, don't tell anyone.
I want it to be a surprise.
Tell your fiance I have the information and
I've prepared a mailing label for a letter,
since an email notice of death is a bit too coarse.
Inside is a brief, but tasteful note from me that says:
"Tim is taking a dirt nap. Do not disturb."