Monday, April 9, 2012
The whole animal rights group wore the same shoes. They were like slippers. Low cut, brownish gray, and flat-heeled. Jim was the founder of the group, and when he was killed in a motorcycle accident, he willed his body to the group, leaving his largest organ and his savings to them. Jim’s largest organ was his skin, and he stipulated that all members of the group dispose of their shoes made with animal skins, and wear shoes fashioned from his skin. Everyone in the organization wore Jim Shoes.