Yesterday Morning He startled me and people nearby. He yelled and pointed at nothing in front of Safeway. He was out of his mind. I offered first aid wishing to intervene to put a stop to this annoyance and spectacle that took my breath away. I approached, walking backwards towards him and sticking pencils up my nose as I did. When I reached him, I spun around quickly singing “I am the Walrus, Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob.” His eyes popped out of his head and he ran screaming into the bushes behind the store. I did my good deed for the day.