The Nadsat Zoo [With thanks to Anthony Burgess]

Nickiwata glumped Tallywagg with his suspender sausage, knocking him head over trottercase into the vat of millysoup. Nickiwata was upset with Tallywagg. Tallywagg was spending far too much time at the playground with Ninnygupta and fondling her sallytreats and brooko. Nicki wanted to take a britva to Tallywagg’s mumblecluve, but he calmed down with a firegold and some old inandout with Ninnygupta. Nicki’s friends thought he was gloopy moodge for loving Ninnygupta and her jelly molds.